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Misanthropic Social Butterfly
9 September 1969

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I am a relocated Yankee, also known as a "come here". I live in beautiful, Historic Occoquan (the capital H is very important - it's on all the signage around town) with my husband, daughter, younger son and our dog, Issues. My older son is in the Navy and I'm proud as all get out about that. In addition to my day job in DC, I also own a pet bakery. Yes, a pet bakery. We sell yummy treats for your four-footed family member to enjoy, plus handy US-made accessories. I feel like I live a double-life. During the week, I'm an administrative assistant extraordinaire. On the weekends, I'm a small business owner, trying to make it in this world and provide a good working environment to my scrappy staff.

I have an incredible tendency to speak whatever comes to my mind, usually without thinking about it first. This is probably why I will never do well in organized religion, political functions, or polite society in general. It does make for some interesting commentary in my journal, however. If it is inappropriate to say in polite company, you will likely find it here.

Do not confuse me with firebrand commentators. I am simply someone who doesn't know when to shut up.

Dislikes:8: blind stupidity, illogical logic, immoral morality, milquetoast centricity, knee-jerk reactions, passing the buck, the gop, willful ignorance

argument disguised as debate, blinking innocently, climbing on jetties, dancing in store aisles, following a hedonistic lifestyle, freedom of speech, mocking strangers in im's, pervy hobbit fanciers, pirate porn, playing devil's advocate, pointy shiny things, quoting dorothy parker, quoting eddie izzard, really good mind fuck, retail therapy, self analysis, showing personal accountability, snark, speaking before thinking, walking in the rain, wearing naughty schoolgirl outfits, wiitwd, writing trite poetry


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